You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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