please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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