Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
