You work out of a Hotel?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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