Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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