so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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