"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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