We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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