normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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