No, you can still breathe under the balls.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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