rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
vagina is talking i cant
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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