you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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