tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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