what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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