She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
