I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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