wanna go halves on a baby?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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