guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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