The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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