its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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