So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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