Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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