the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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