I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize