who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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