he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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