He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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