How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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