i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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