In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Randomize
