Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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