I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
