ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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