he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
