Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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