You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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