I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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