I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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