Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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