i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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