if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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