break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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