we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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