Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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