we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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