My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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