So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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