i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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