oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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