So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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