Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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