my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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